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mile high clubAll you need is an airplane and a bed and two people

Levi Levi
This is going to be an interesting one.


Jessica Jessica
It seems so boring to me so far..


Levi Levi
Don’t worry it will get fun.


Talking Moose
Talking Moose
I know that this site will give me some tips on how to spice up my love life.


Traveling can be both exhausting and monotonous especially if the journey is a long one. The long hours from one destination to the other may be boring and tiresome to passengers as well as the flight crew. To break the monotony and kind of ‘shorten’ the flight time, various social practices could be undertaken. Drinking, listening to music, watching movies etc.

Sexual activities are also a great way to reduce monotony in flights. This is always great. Although the pleasure and satisfaction derived from consensual sexual activities can’t be quantified, there are enough reasons to believe that the enjoyment and satisfaction derived is so immense and surpasses other man’s recreational activities. This is subjective from one person to the other but it’s not far from the truth. Making love, being intimate, feeling a connection and having a good time, makes a person feel whole and lifts the moods and morale of participants.

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If lovemaking makes a person feel that wonderful and great, you can imagine the feeling which would result from boinking 31,000 feet above from the ground and high into the skies while on a 11-hour journey from.

I have heard from many, many people ‘doing it’ thousands of feet above ground in an airplane is a one of the best ways to lose some weight. Apparently any form of exercise in the air can make you shed pounds pretty fast… So if you want to spice up your relationship, I would recommend anyone and everyone to try this method. Go ahead, be adventurous.

Brittany Brittany
It’s all fun and games, until you get caught.


Hector Hector
What are they gonna do? Open the door and push you out?


Tyler Tyler
You’re going to have to be wearing a parachute and harness the whole time, which means nothing will get done.


Levi Levi
Good role playing idea.



 
 

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Gretchen Gretchen
Somebody has to have a story about getting freaky on an airplane…


Hector Hector
I do …


David David
You had sex?? That’s hilarious.


Jessica Jessica
With who????


Hector Hector
It was when I was younger.. When I was actually ‘good looking’. Yup, I definitely was a catch …


Love At First Flight

It was the summer time, the air was cool and the heat was good. I arrived at the airport early to leave myself time to check in and make sure I had everything without having to rush myself or get too paranoid about time. I always left myself enough time, you never know what delays you might have when checking in and you do not want to miss your flight, which is the last thing you would want to do.

Once I had checked in to the airport for my flight to America I sat down to admire the view of the airliners coming in to land on the runaway, and settling back in the taxiways ready to be unloaded when something caught my eye, it was a young and beautiful woman checking in to the same gate as me. Surely she was going away with her boyfriend or some friends I thought to myself, but then she came through security by herself and placed her bags down beside mine.

“Hi there, I’m Hector” I said nervously to the woman “Kate” she replied and shook my hand, how peculiar I thought a young and beautiful woman such as herself on a flight to America alone. “Holiday then?” I asked. “Yes, off to see the world” she replied, “Really? Me too! Whatever will you see first?” I asked shocked we were both going for the same reason. “Most likely, the statue of liberty” she replied. “Great choice!” I exclaimed.

Boarding the Plane

Out came the stern voice from the speakers stating out flight gate was now open for boarding, we both took our bags and headed towards the gate. This was going to be a fantastic holiday!

Once we went through the terminals and aboard the plane it occurred to me that the chances of us being sat near each other were next to nothing and sure enough she sat a few rows down. She was staring out her little window at the propellers, flaps, and ailerons ever so beautifully. This was incredibly upsetting to me as it was a long flight and we could really get to know each other. Luckily for me then, the flight was not totally sold out and after the rest of the plane had boarded I asked if I could take the seat next to her. “Of course” she said, so I sat. Fantastic I thought to myself, this is fantastic.

She was a very beautiful woman, blonde hair and a perfect physique. She also had the heart of a saint, she was lovely to me the entire time we sat together. She was the perfect woman, how was she here alone? We spoke for an hour of the flight about our likes and dislikes and we spoke about our childhoods and we spoke about our common love for adventure and travelling. We had a lot in common and things were getting along smoothly, I am glad we both liked travelling it meant we had something to discuss further during the flight.

Two Hours into the Flight

She touched me for the first time on the flight, only lightly and I am sure by accident. Our eyes locked and I knew at that point that she was feeling the same way I was, I really liked her and I wanted to see where this could go. The plane was now at cruising altitude and staying there so the seat belts were off for the moment.

We both leaned forward, instinctively. We kissed. I never thought when I first seen her come into the gate that this would happen, but it had and it was fantastic.

“Wow” she said and we both laughed about it. We continued to kiss for the next ten minutes of the flight, feeling more and more attached every time and by the end of it we were out of our seats and she was dragging me to the aircraft restrooms. What does this mean? Did she want to speak in private or was I in for a treat?

We Joined the Mile High Club

We both entered the toilet room and the inevitable happened, we had intercourse on the plane toilets. I felt dirty but it felt so right and it was so right. The airspeed didn’t even bother us, nor were there any descents. The whole flight was a fantastic experience, and America was great to see as well. So many great views there, but the main souvenir from America was my wife.

Yes, 2 years later, we were happily married for only a year. What a great trip to America that was, what a great summer. The best part about it was that I lost a lot of weight during the whole time of being with her, I had hard rock abs, and nice juicy muscles. But now I’m back to where I was before, flabby, because well, I barely boink anymore and I refuse to do any other method of exercise.

Megan Megan
Oh no, what happened?


Hector Hector
Well, she found somebody else on a flight to Hawaii with her girl friends. He was a bodybuilder.


Billy Billy
Rough.


Levi Levi
Meeting people on planes is like an online dating site.


Tyler Tyler
I’d say it’s the new eHarmony.


Harmony Harmony
Yes?



 
 


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This site was a small aviation company in BC, initially established in 2002 and operated through to mid 2008. It used to help visitors join the club of international adventures and have a chance of experiencing sexual adventures while in flight through a private business which was offering the services for a fee.

Now the site has more engaging content and images, and visitors will benefit by learning more about MHC.

Anyways, back to the topic about MHC — get a chance to have some humor through comical articles about various flight experiences.

Megan Megan
I see this promoting air tourism.


Jessica Jessica
Richard Branson used this to promote his commercial flight company.



 
 

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